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  Take our 7-Day Retirement Stay Spring Challenge! Spend seven (7) days and six (6) nights at Lake Falls Luxury Estates for a worry-free retired life experience…for FREE! Enjoy the freedom to do all the things you want and discover new things that will make retired living more enjoyable. Dear Senior Living Enthusiast, If you’ve been on the fence about committing to a retirement living community, this 7-day retirement stay challenge is the perfect opportunity to fully immerse yourself in a luxurious resort built entirely for senior living enthusiasts over the age of 57, completely risk-free. Two Burning Questions You’re probably wondering:   How is it risk-free?   Why would it be challenging to stay in a luxury retirement community for a week? Let’s address the first question because you’re curious about what the catch is. The simple answer to question one is “We have zero interest in taking your money.” If Lake Falls or any retirement community is not for you, there shoul...

  Beat the Housing Market Blues with A Contractor You Can Trust So Much, You’ll Invite Them to Your Home for Any Holiday! If your head is spinning from the election, The Fed, the stock market, unemployment reports, and the latest punch…home loan rates at, or exceeding 6%, buyers may be reluctant to purchase a home. This means, if you are or were thinking of selling your home, you’ve made the smart choice of slowing things down. Perhaps, you’re considering sprucing up the place for yourself and riding out whatever this period of financial uncertainty brings you.    Dear Neighbor, There’s no other way to put this. I wanted out of my house so bad that I was willing to sell it “as is” with an outdated master bathroom. I was done. Moving seemed like the best thing for me until I checked out the market. The rates for mortgages started rising. I felt like I was being painted into a corner. I wanted out of my house, but the numbers weren’t adding up to buy something new. I made t...

 

Dear Friend and Neighbor, This may be a strange way for us to meet. Don’t new neighbors just knock on your door with big smiles and a dried-out casserole? Fortunately, I’ll save you that trip to the front door and casseroles aren’t my thing. If you continue reading, there could be foods far more delicious than dried-out casserole in your future, but more on that later. The purpose of this letter is to ask you two questions:         Why would you give up your comfortable sofa and smart TV for overpriced food and drinks…and a movie?         What's  so special about a bar that shows movies in a theater? Pretty straightforward, right? C’mon, let’s find out the answers! The Answer to Question 1 is: Because Humans Need Experiences! That’s how you live and learn in life. Some people go skydiving and live to talk about it…when their parachute deploys properly. That sounds extreme, but you get the point. Some people go on c...

  So, you love dogs, huh? That’s terrific because they truly are amazing animals. What’s your favorite breed? Terrier, Maltese, German Shepard? It doesn’t matter what breed you choose. The important thing is to connect with your cuddly canine and enjoy a long life together. Long walks in the park, tennis ball toss, frisbee tricks, and the classic tug-o-war with an old sock tied in knots. Sounds euphoric, doesn’t it? Of course, it does. But what do you do if you can’t have a dog? Your landlord won’t allow them. You can’t afford one. You tried adopting but a more suitable family is selected. What now? Who do you share your life with? Snuggle on the couch with? Who’s gonna interrupt your nap by licking your face? Who will lower your stress after a long day at work? After an argument with a friend or family member? The good news is the answer is a simple one. Now, granted this isn’t the perfect solution but it can help maintain your mental health. Think about having a daily reminder of...