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Welcome to the Wildcard Copywriting Laboratory

 




I’m Kris Keyes and the lab is open for exploration!

Here is where you’ll find experiments with various copy tactics to help launch a creative think tank for digital marketers.

Who doesn’t want a freelance copywriter bursting with ideas to join their team?

  • Fresh eyes
  • Sense of humor
  • Curious
  • Responsive

Most of the work in this blog is speculative and based on research into the following areas:

  • Copywriting job listings
  • Products I’ve used
  • Challenges to explore new things
  • SEO trials and errors

Interested, but want to start small? Can do!

Need proofreading and copyediting? I got you covered they’re!

See something you like? Great! Let’s talk!

Email me at: kris@kriswritescopy.com

Your freelance Copywriter for hire!

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